The Biker is descended from original (white) settlers here in Subdued Excitement. If there is a street out hyar that was named prior to 1900, chances are that it's named after the pioneer family homestead it lead to, and that the Biker clan is related to that family. They liked their strange, those Bikers. Which is a good thing, particularly when you consider the whole 'rural and isolated' part of the equation. This is a part of the country where memories are long and people stay put generation after generation. Long-time residents hear a last name and go 'Oh. You're a 'Fill In the Name,' huh?' after which you're either welcomed and accepted, or turned down for a loan or granted food stamps. If you've ever read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' you know what I mean.
We got a visit yesterday from one of the self-appointed family historians, who came to consult the photographs and papers we inherited from the Bikers' father, the Playboy of the Western World. In passing he mentioned that what we'd thought was the original family homestead was instead the second one. The actual factual first homestead was only a short distance away, and the two cabins that those early Bikers had hammered together using rocks and limbs torn from store window mannequins still stood, were still inhabited, and still bore on the basement jambs the timeworn scars left by the frantic clawing of unwitting guests....hapless travellers only seeking rest who, torn by night from their slumber, were roughly carried downward into the earth-damp and gloom to be slaughtered by the blear yellow light of a guttering candle. Once the words had been spoken the stone knife, unburied by some forgotten ancestor, rose, then plunged like the stroke of an axe into rotted wood. Death-screams rose in horrific crescendo as hands tremulous with greed and unspeakable rapture wrenched apart the encaging bones which cradled the
....that those early Bikers had hammered together from cedar logs, sawpit baulks and hand-whittled pegs. They've been remodelled over the years of course, but the original outlines are still clearly visible.
Across the street from the main ancestral manse is the graveyard which served the small community. We walked through and found where the Bikers ancestors were planted. I was happy to see that despite their age, isolation and Goth appeal, the markers have lain unvandalized all these years.
It was an interesting day.
The next day, the Biker was almost killed in a head-on collision on the way to work.
A car tried to pass a semi in the oncoming lane, doing 70. It shot out in front of the Biker, who braked hard. The car missed him by less than a foot and continued on into the ditch at the side of the road, plunging at speed beneath a concrete flood control grate.
The Biker pulled over. The car in the ditch was bent in such a way that the rear tires were actually higher than the roof, and the roof was smashed backward by the impact. The Biker reached through the window and held the man upright because he was drowning in his own blood. It took a rescue team and lots of equipment to cut the car from around the man. He was alive and in a lot of pain when they took him away in the ambulance.
The Bikers vehicle? Not a scratch. The Biker? Not a scratch.
So he went to work.
The Bikers are a hardy fucking breed, folks.