The Patriarchy: I'm right because I can beat you up.
Juggalos: I'm really, really stupid, and I can beat you up when I'm sober
Conservatism: God wants rich people to run everything and you to let them
Liberalism: Smart people should run everything, and they're willing to let you get just smart enough to appreciate the fact that they're smarter than you so you'll let them
Hipsters: My limp taste in eyewear, music and beer is not a function of my youth, inexperience and poverty, it is ironic, interesting and quirky (and generally white)
Hippies: My isolation, malnutrition, and self-induced poverty is not trashy, it is interesting and quirky (and generally white)
Vegans: Animals are people and my eating disorder is a virtue